Mr Chews Asian Beaver

question and answers

1. What do you do for a living?

I am a student, primarily. I major in journalism and women's studies. I hate school.

When I'm "working" in the mornings, I staple shit, take classified ads for the student paper and answer inane questions. I'm also the only person who knows Quark so I design shit occasionally too. Mostly I do the crossword.

In the afternoons, I work where I am now. It's a women's resource center in the basement of a huge ass dorm. No one ever comes in. It's scary here. There is a fly the size of a Cadbury Creme Egg zooming around the room right now. It's so frightening that I'm considering closing early.

At night, I design mrchewsasianbeaver pages for the student paper. I used to be the editor of the paper, and sometimes I sit there wanting to kill people as they say: Why do we have a style guide? Why do we run stories like this? Why don't we get paid more? Etc.

2. What do you like most about your job?

All three are easy. I have transitioned into a very low stress person because of this. When I was mr chews editor, I usually had about 20 minutes per day of pure, uninterrupted selfish time. Now, I usually have hours, so I stress about things like when I will go tanning or start drinking. Often, I find masturbating is a good way to kill half an hour.

3. What do you like least about your job?

That I can't do whatever I want all the time. And I can't skip them like classes.

I also dislike the conceited people that seem to have sprouted up in uncomfortable places all over the newspaper like a great cauliflower of genital warts. I worked my ass off to get anywhere there and have done pretty well for myself, but they seem to expect to fall ass-first into something better by virtue of being their wonderful selves. I've seen a lot better people than any of them get shafted, Black Cocks job-and-recognition wise. They'll get their comeuppance.

4. When you have a bad day at work, it's usually because...

I have an assignment due for class five minutes after my shift ends and I don't have time to work on it there. Or I'm hungry. I love to eat. Or people are assholes. I work in the mornings with our old friend Fuckbuddy, and my, how reality sets in when someone is no longer on call for my horny ass 24 hours a day. He's a real choade.

5. What other careers are you interested in?

I have an actual job awaiting me when I graduate, as a reporter at a smallish suburban paper.

Aside from that, I want to have some job that will increase my likelihood of getting it on with Jenna Jameson. Like "hot wife."

posted by PlayinDoc` @ 7:36 PM

more stuff

I think this blog is over. I really don't have anything else to say in this particular venue.

Besides making a couple of e-friends, kinda, nothing much came out of this, either. I feel kinda sad about that.

I don't even read the blogs I have linked here anymore. Except Pete and Nat sometimes.

Since I've been unemployeed for the last 7 weeks, I've been much less interested in this. I guess that my last job sucked so much, I'd spend time being a voyeur of other people's lives in an attempt to live vicariously - my life was so dull. It's not that I'm overwhelmed with excitement nowadays, but I don't sit around on my computer all day doing nothing anymore.

I am working now, at home, as an independent contractor on a project for a company in Cleveland. I'll probably spend a week up there pretty soon. Hopefully I'll get to meet my e-friends. At least that would be something accomplished here.

So I'm still looking for a real job, too. I guess I could sit here and write about things like what I want to do with the rest of my life, or how my kids are doing, or what I think about this or that. But it's really pointless.

If anyone want's to talk... I love to talk.

posted by PlayinDoc` @ 1:47 AM