question and answers
1. What do you do for a living?
I am a student, primarily. I major in journalism and women's studies. I hate school.
When I'm "working" in the mornings, I staple shit, take classified ads for the student paper and answer inane questions. I'm also the only person who knows Quark so I design shit occasionally too. Mostly I do the crossword.
In the afternoons, I work where I am now. It's a women's resource center in the basement of a huge ass dorm. No one ever comes in. It's scary here. There is a fly the size of a Cadbury Creme Egg zooming around the room right now. It's so frightening that I'm considering closing early.
At night, I design mrchewsasianbeaver pages for the student paper. I used to be the editor of the paper, and sometimes I sit there wanting to kill people as they say: Why do we have a style guide? Why do we run stories like this? Why don't we get paid more? Etc.
2. What do you like most about your job?
All three are easy. I have transitioned into a very low stress person because of this. When I was mr chews editor, I usually had about 20 minutes per day of pure, uninterrupted selfish time. Now, I usually have hours, so I stress about things like when I will go tanning or start drinking. Often, I find masturbating is a good way to kill half an hour.
3. What do you like least about your job?
That I can't do whatever I want all the time. And I can't skip them like classes.
I also dislike the conceited people that seem to have sprouted up in uncomfortable places all over the newspaper like a great cauliflower of genital warts. I worked my ass off to get anywhere there and have done pretty well for myself, but they seem to expect to fall ass-first into something better by virtue of being their wonderful selves. I've seen a lot better people than any of them get shafted, Black Cocks job-and-recognition wise. They'll get their comeuppance.
4. When you have a bad day at work, it's usually because...
I have an assignment due for class five minutes after my shift ends and I don't have time to work on it there. Or I'm hungry. I love to eat. Or people are assholes. I work in the mornings with our old friend Fuckbuddy, and my, how reality sets in when someone is no longer on call for my horny ass 24 hours a day. He's a real choade.
5. What other careers are you interested in?
I have an actual job awaiting me when I graduate, as a reporter at a smallish suburban paper.
Aside from that, I want to have some job that will increase my likelihood of getting it on with Jenna Jameson. Like "hot wife."
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